In the 1990 movie “Total Recall,” people are implanted with false memories that make them doubt everything they’ve ever seen and done. Welcome to the 2021 California Total Recall Election.

Don’t cry for me.

I need to make myself scarce the next two weeks.

  I have never been so thrilled to spend money.

  I have been getting down and dirty at a local bar in Boynton Beach, Florida.