Reno Me This…


I have never been so thrilled to spend money.

It looks like I finally landed a Florida contractor.

Bring on the mess.

I need to get this party started.

The arduous process made me feel like I was dating again.

I met these 12 slimy guys each with a different color tape measure that snapped along with their gum.

Socially, I felt no need to see them every again, but I had to butter them up because I needed them.

13 appears to be my lucky number.

I actually found a talented import and we are scheduled to consummate our relationship next week.

We aren’t selecting a china pattern together instead our sights are set on attractive flooring and suitable paint colors.

Looks to be an engaging relationship.

Wish me luck.

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