Florida Politicians, Turtles & Sex on the Beach…

A possibly hopeful development for Florida politics.

Background information: Heat waves this summer are reportedly causing 99% of Florida’s sea turtles to be born female.

Fun turtle fact for you: The sex of most turtles is determined after fertilization. The temperature of the developing eggs decides whether the baby turtle will be male or female. If an egg incubates in hot sand above 88.8°F, you can skip the gender reveal party because it’s a girl.🦩

So bear with me.

Floridians are all for fun on the sand and under the sun.

If coupling is performed on the beach when the temperature is rising then Floridians may give birth to more females and could influence the future crop of politicians who represent the whacked out state of Florida.

Just think…less male politicians such as Ron DeSantis, Marco Rubio, Rick Scott, Matt Gaetz and more Val Demings.

One of those aha moments.

So Floridians, get busy, branch out and perhaps start imbibing the refreshingly intoxicating Sex on the Beach.

BTW, liquor lure points to the fact that a Florida bartender created the drink in 1987 as part of a liquor distribution company’s promotion to sell peach schnapps.

This weekend, get the conception parties started. Enjoy the heat, sand and surf while indulging in Sex on the Beach.

Sex on the Beach


  • 1 1/2 ounces vodka
  • 1/2 ounce peach schnapps
  • 1/2 ounce Chambord or creme de cassis
  • 1 1/2 ounces fresh squeezed orange juice
  • 1 1/2 ounces cranberry juice
  • Add the vodka, peach schnapps, Chambord, orange juice and cranberry juice to a shaker with ice and shake vigorously.

  • Strain into a highball glass over fresh ice.

  • Garnish with a cocktail umbrella.

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