Agent Orange, I Salute You…

Springsteen’s Glory Days keeps playing on an endless loop in my mind.

Agent Orange went on a rant about his presidential victory at the National Scouts Jamboree in front of thousands of impressionable Boy Scouts Monday night.

Wake up, you moron and live in the present.

I believe he earned a merit badge for supreme insecurity.

He is the first president to piss off parents whose children were in attendance.

It has been 9 months and Election Day is stil all he talks about.

Forget health care, infrastructure, the economy, Syria, North Korea.

He should have showed up in a Boy Scouts short pants uniform to compliment his third world rally speech which was an ineloquent exercise in bad taste and a bizarre departure from presidential grace and class.

Standing before 40,000 scouts, in a lengthy 35-minute rant, he discussed bankruptcy, infidelity, disloyalty, he bragged about the “record” crowd size at the inauguration, bashed President Barack Obama, criticized the “fake media,” threatened to fire his health and human services secretary if he couldn’t persuade members of Congress to vote for the Republican health-care bill and iinvoked the word “hell” to a band of non-voting age captive boys.

Trump is the anti-Boy Scout whose motto is: “On my honor I will do my best to do my duty  to God and my country and to obey the Scout Law; to help other people at all times; to keep myself physically strong, mentally awake, and morally straight.”

Way, No Way.

And, continuing the tradition of bashing Hillary, the mentally unstable psychopath yet again attacked her campaign…no Honor Medal for you, you insecure, demented, pudgy little pussy grabber.

A Boy Scout is supposed to be Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Obedient, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean and Reverent.

Why the hell were you standing front and center at the Jamboree when you belie every single word of the Boy Scout pledge?

Come on, America…rise up and Dump Trump.

Just for you, Trumpy, I have appropriately edited the three-finger Boy Scout Salute.

A distraction from the horror of what is happening in America…enjoys Springsteen’s, Glory Days:


One Comment

  1. Paula Lopez says:

    Well done!

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