Kimberly Guilfoyle.

I have to be honest,,,I would be screaming too if I had two dead minks attached to my scalp and hanging onto my shoulders for dear life.

Her make up reminds me of the teenagers who used to hang backstage at UFO concerts attempting to hook up with sexy lead guitarist Michael Schenker.

This is a woman and I use the term loosely who I used to see around town and at shows in San Francisco when she was hot to trot for the present Governor of California, Gavin Newsom.

Guilfoyle’s active social life earned her a media moniker as “the babe of the San Francisco bar.”

She was married to Newsom for 5 years. During that time he was mayor of San Francisco.

She left all that yumminess and readied herself for the next conquest, the heir to the Villency Furniture fortune.

Three years and one child later she dumped her designer furniture and moved on.

She morphed into an ultra conservative Republican and featured her Jamie Lee Curtis, Scream Queen persona, on Fox.

It is widely reported that her departure from Fox News was allegedly less than voluntary.

Then she got sloppy thirds and hooked up with Donny Junior and the hunter became the hunted even before he had separated from his wife of 13 years.

She is definitely into men sporting slicked back hairdos.

An obvious attraction for this slick, shrewish opportunist.

Watch out, Kimberly…you can’t hide behind those inflated lips and extensions.

The California zombie apocalypse is coming for you.

The entranced citizens of the great state of California who you described during the first night of the hilariously ridiculous RNC as living in a “land of discarded heroin needles in parks, riots in streets and blackouts in homes,” are intensely yet silently following your every calculated step.

Kimberly, allow me to follow suit and shout at the top of my lungs, “The best is yet to come”…Biden/Harris.

*photo: The Cut