Resting Bitch Face…

Run Melania, Run…

I saw her smile once.

Did she request a top NYC plastic surgeon to permanently mold her face into “Resting Bitch Face.”

Here is the Urban dictionary’s definition of Resting Bitch Face: “A phenomenon in which the resting face lacks animation and appears to look bitchy at all times, thus leading people to believe a person must be upset, a snob or a bitch.”

There is a photo of Melania Trump next to the definition.

I have met the mannequin.

She is a woman of few words.

The Trump suite was next to the broadcast booth at the tennis tournament and I was always assisting Agent Orange’s overwhelmed senior citizen butler who had to man the Trump Suite every day of the tournament from 9am to whenever the matches ended at Ashe Stadium…this was pre-roof so some days we were there until 3am.

Anyway, now that FLOTUS is thrown into the limelight, what does she do all day?

She has a platform.

Why doesn’t she use it?

A First Lady’s persona is usually not used to advertise Manolo Blahnik heels, Birkin bags, french manicures or spotless Converse sneakers.

The mouth has many proactive uses.

Melania & Agent Orange

Melania, you always look as if you cannot wait to run away.

America’s advise…Run, Melania, Run!

So many in this country would offer shelter.

Speak up and out, Melania.

We can help you.

We still have Sanctuary Cities, but hurry your husband has them on his elimination list.

Oh…BTW, what happened to your Bullying platform?

You have Exhibit A close at hand, even thought you never want to hold his hand except when in heels on a grassy surface.

Give us something other than wide belts, 80’s highlights or $51,000 Dolce & Gabbana coats which is the equivalent of an average American family’s income on your back.

Please, Melania, I beg of you, give Americans something positive and substantial to talk about other than the look which could possibly drain the swamp all on its’ own.

We are in desperate need of a diversion since the Rocket Man, Syria or Iran will most likely attempt to wipe us off the face of the earth in the near future due to your husband”s reckless rhetoric.

Melania Wearing D&G Coat



  1. What can one add– other than we are staring into a face whose only purpose is to let the world know how unhappy she is- Perhaps they are really meant for each other- TW0 narcissistic personalities joined in ‘holy’ matrimony.

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