Flew to Florida and for free the airline provided a wild and crazy rollercoaster ride.

90 minutes of rock ‘n roll without the music except for the syncopated hyperventilating by the passengers around me.

When the captain spouts, “Flight crew clean up quickly and take your seats,” you know you are in for a world of hurt.

The 6:30am pick up did not start well. Do not even get me started on the driver who did not know how to get to LaGuardia airport. Maybe that was a sign of things to come.

Following up on the aviation breaking news the weather is beyond hideous in the Sunshine State. High winds, heavy rain, dark skies and no chance for blue.

Maybe Governor DeSantis is actually in the state and not running in high heels for president. His negativity may be casting a pervasive gloom over Florida.

We arrived at the house to no internet or TV because our line was cut during routine maintenance. Still waiting for the Hotwire guy to throw us a lifeline.

I am pissed off that I am so ridiculously dependent on technology.

While retrieving 8 Amazon packages left by the front door the wind blew my door shut and I was locked out with no shoes on, obviously no keys or phone.

So please don’t ask me today if I am basking in the holiday spirit.

Bah Humbug😎