Today is If The Devil Had Menopause 1,000th blog post.

In the past six months I have published 130 posts.

In the first six months of Trump’s presidency, his accomplishments are 0.

Not one single bill has been passed into law.

My approval rating has soared, according to my blog numbers and feedback from my husband, daughter, mother, Finnley, Madison and close friends.

Trump’s approval ratings are at a national average of 38%, the lowest six-month approval rating of any president in polls dating back 70 years.

He has held ONE solo press conference.

I address the public daily.

He promised to drain the swamp in Washington.

Trump has brought in 193 lobbyists and corporate consultants in the past 6 months.

He has put lobbyists in charge of key decisions.

For example, Trump brought in lobbyists to work in the Department of Education so that the corporate interests can be addressed and prioritized, ignoring what is best for the country’s public education system.

I am surrounded by hard working, self-made, righteous people who want to keep America great.

I clean daily, in essence, continually draining the swamp.

Trump has tweeted 991 times, 61 tweets addressing Fake News, 22 times about Hillary, 43 tweets regarding the death of ObamaCare, 17 tweets involving the “failing” New York Times and 42 tweets condemning democrats.

Seriously, who gives a f..k. These are not subject matters that aid in making American Great Again, setting an agenda or inform and educate the US public.

I never tweet.

I prefer to look people in the eye.

I have learned, through trial and error, to never miss an opportunity to keep my mouth shut when spewing will only lead to disaster.

Agent Orange never passes up the opportunity to insert foot into tiny pie hole and sell everyone up the river except for Jared, Ivanka and Don, Jr., who he would also pardon in a NY minute.

Trump has spent 21 of his first 26 weekends in office vacationing at Trump properties.

I took one 8 day vacation.

I embrace all people.

Trump has ignited fear, hatred, and raised racism and anti-semitism to new heights.

He has also elevated obesity to new levels.

Trumpy has morphed into Dumpy in a short 6 months, (even the Pope poked fun at his weight gain), allegedly indulging in 2 scoops of ice cream nightly and maintaining a daily red meat diet.

He consumes massive amounts of ketchup and Coca Cola.

I opt for a nice glass of red wine and plenty of water.

I have dropped 10 pounds in the past 6 months.

I will leave it to you to decide who has been more productive over the last six months…Trump or the Devil.

Stay tuned, ifthedevilhadmenopause.com has reached 1,000 and the future looks bigly, beautiful and in as great shape as Madame Macron’s body.