Excluded.

More than 50% of American women between the ages of 18-50 have tattoos.

Age and an inkless bod excludes me from being a statistic.

I wonder what percentage sport face tattoos?

Did you know that you can legitimately have your eyeball tattooed.

I am curious to see before and after photos of the tattoo aging process.

I have seen some awful ear droopage damage from stacked ear piercing.

What about tattoo droopage…what was once perky and unwrinkled is highly vulnerable to sagging and withering…just being practically vain and thinking ahead.

I am partial to a clean playing field, but that’s just me.

As we slide into the weekend, cogitate on what your fantasy tattoo would be.

I thinking NY GIANTS right on my left buttock.

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