You can’t fix stupid.

Or turn it off and on.

How can anyone believe anything Agent Orange spews?!

His latest fairy tale involves a ginormous faucet in California that takes a day for millions of most likely illegal immigrants to turn on (whose job would that be if the illegal insane asylum crazies and escaped convicts did not fill that particular employment opportunity?!)

The faucet is purportedly the size of the Empire State Building and the water somehow magically locates the massive spigot just like participating in playing, Where’s Waldo.

The water follows the Candy Land trail from Canada to California and then instead of filtering all this free water to farmlands and communities or to forest fire zones it spews the water through imaginary Chutes and Ladders into the Pacific Ocean where Moon Doggie and Gidget can now catch huge waves instead of nourishing the state.

The Beach Boys give a free concert on Spigot Day which happens the second Tuesday of every month and this sacred day has inspired the Beach Boys to compose such hits as, “God Only Knows”.

Surf’s Up?‍♀️?