Everyone I talk to is suffering from trumpitis.

We all have upset stomachs, urges to hurl, stress headaches and shoulder and neck tightness.

Many want to recuperate in another country. All the like minded sane Americans need to swallow the bitter orange pill and stand our ground to insure that our country stays blue.

I cannot believe that this grotesque piece of orange sludge has hoisted his abandoned nest hairdo headdress on us again.

i keep exercising hours every day to quell the anxiety.

My checkbook is seeing red from all the political donations and I suss people out the way I used to surmise potential dates by asking indirect questions and having them unknowingly divulge information such as political affiliation.

If I see any right wing characteristics trending, I am out of there faster than exiting a subway car with an exposed man lolling about.

This weekend I read three books and stared into the beautiful blue water submerging myself in a nonreality state of being.

I walked a few miles on the beach with a lovely visitor from Sweden. She said her country feels safer now that they are in NATO, but asked what is wrong with Americans who are still loyal to Humpty Trumpty.

I reinvigorated my Apology Tour and slammed the beast into the dirt the same way he hits golf balls.

Bring on the NCAA Basketball Men’s Championship game tonight for another diversion.

Just finished season 2 of Tokyo Vice which definitely quelled the rampaging political American beast inside of me.

Stay sane.

Photos:NY Post