Foreigners Turned Off By Trump

I walk in Central Park every single day.

I am stopped every single day by tourists asking directions to the Metropolitan Museum of Art, Strawberry Fields, Sheep Meadow, Belvedere Castle, Bethesda Terrace…you get it.

Along with directions and inquiries about my dogs, I get a daily dose of questions about Agent Orange.

The lovely visitors to our great nation cannot compute how “smart, nice Americans” could have elected such a jackass to be President of the United States of America.

Yesterday, five feisty Australians stopped me by Bow Bridge and asked about Finnley, the beyond fabulous Australian Cattle dog.

The Aussies fell hard for the Aussie.

We chatted for a bit and the ringleader said, “We have had some loopy Prime Ministers in our country, but how could you elect such a fucking moron?”

She then pulled out her phone, showing me a photo of a middle finger framed by Trump’s NYC home in the background….her 16 year-old insisted upon the drive by.

The Gang of Five enthusiastically explained that the citizens of Australia despise Humpty Dumpty Trumpty.

On the way home I ran into a group of runners from Brazil who will be participating in this Sunday’s NYC Marathon.

They needed directions to the Central Park Zoo.

They mentioned that they had run in the Marathon in previous years.

They were concerned about coming to America this year because, from their perspective, the country was a scary place to visit and they were very concerned about getting through Passport Control.

Pardon me for stating the obvious, but Donald  J. Trump is the worst damn thing to happen to America.

If he was to apply for a Merit-Based Visa, he would not be admitted to the good ole U.S. of A. because the Orange blob brings nothing to the table…lying, prejudice and ignorance are not Merit-Based assets.