I just distributed holiday gratuities to all our coop employees, parking garage attendants, sent donations to animal rescue sites and underprivileged children.

I have been sweet and cheery and all so Ho Ho Ho.

Right now Agent Orange is Time Man 0f the Year, our very next president and getting richer everyday.

Simultaneously, all the Tech Giants are heading to Palm Beach to genuflect and kiss the ring and contributing a million dollars  each to his inauguration so I am thinking it is the perfect time to go rogue.

I am not seeing benefits to being a benevolent person.

Maybe to kick things off and let the Bad Toto out of her kind and gentler cage, I will commence committing felonies, spew hate, lie, sell cheaply made expensive sneakers from China with the Devil embossed on them and cheat on my husband…then I will be rich, famous and popular.

My new life mantra shall be ordained, “Always Reward Bad Behavior!”

I wrote and asked Santa for a huge van and if my Holiday dream comes true I am going to drive around America to all the New York Giant players homes, do a grab and go and expel them from this country for crossing the line by committing acts against humanity and specific heart rendering acts of cruelty against dedicated NY Giants fan during the latest NFL season.

What a fabulous way to start the holiday season and roll into the New Year with the highly anticipated, awe inspired inauguration of the trump dictatorship set for Martin Luther King Day.