Did you hear about the astronauts who took a quick joyride on June 6th and got stuck in space?

Day 64 and counting.

Amid disagreements between NASA and Boeing, the two astronauts have, unfortunately, missed Kamala Harris’ rise to new heights thanks to spacecraft troubles which could mean them missing an opportunity to vote.

Can they airl mail their absentee ballots?

The space cases may end up staying at the International Space Station until next year.

Talk about unexpected flight delays…I love long vacations, but this extension even troubles me.

It was supposed to be an eight-day mission.

NASA veterans Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams have been floating around the International Space Station for over two months.

The unintentional couple who probably know each other better now than most married couples, arrived via Boeing’s Starliner on its first crewed voyage. They docked at the ISS successfully, but noticed several thruster glitches and helium leaks which Boeing and NASA officials have been working to resolve.

What could become star crossed lovers, they may not touch down until February, 2025.

Lots of questions…I wonder if they packed underwear for 8 months? Can you hand wash your unmentionables in space? Will bras, panties and boxers dry floating in zero gravity?

Is Sunni able to have a good hair day? Do calories count in space? Can you co-exist peacefully in less space than a NYC studio apartment?

No Paris Olympics to distract you, no Housewives or upcoming NFL games, no Thanksgiving Day Parade or ball dropping at Times Square on New Year’s Eve…what to do?

Did they pack any adult beverages, gummies, Xanax?

Big, big issues to deal with.

Is Fly Me To The Moon on a continual loop in space…”Let me play among the stars, Let me see what spring is like On Jupiter and Mars.”

I bet it’s getting old.

Enjoy your weekend on terra firma.