Certain things struck me as hilariously ridiculous this week.

Yesterday at spin the 30-something, overly highlighted woman sitting next to me took the entire FlyWheel class in a Gucci cashmere sweater.

She wore a large engagement ring on her left hand which was also adorned with a Cartier watch, two diamond tennis bracelets and a Cartier Love  bracelet.

Not to be rude and dismissive of the right hand, she wore two other diamond bracelets.

Her gym bag was the new $3000 blue Dior book tote bag.

What does she wear to her ladies Who Lunch gatherings…let’s not forget that cashmere doesn’t breathe.

Yesterday was a day for absurdities.

Tulsi Gabbard sued Hillary Clinton for defamation, after Clinton alleged she was a “Russian asset.” Gabbard claims this smeared her “political and personal reputation.”

What is her reputation other than earning a seal of approval from white nationalists. Is Gabbard the ying to Trump’s yang?!

How about doing your job…reports abound that at least one GOP Senator had fallen asleep during the Trump impeachment proceedings this week and others had left the chambers for extended periods or were seen doodling at their desk.

School is in session, slackers. Serve your constituents and your country rather than following the subjective ramblings of Moscow Mitch…there is so much damning evidence against Agent Orange, get serious…geez.

Today, quarterback Eli Manning is expected to announce his retirement, ending his 16-year career with the New York Giants.

For all the idiots who have constantly denigrated him, his retirement should be honored.

It’s a big deal since he is one of only five players in NFL history to earn at least two Super Bowl MVPs.

Manning also holds almost every passing record in NY Giants team history.

I am having a difficult time understanding human nature and people’s motivation.

It must be the pervasive, mean spirited orange cloud hanging over America making the air quality unsafe for random acts of kindness.