Where’s Matt Gaetz?!

Am I seeing things or is Matt Gaetz assuming the role of Where’s Waldo, constantly popping up at trump family affairs.

I do not use the word Affairs lightly as with most people brushing your teeth is a daily affair as are trump family dalliances.

Again, a double standard…men have affairs all the time and get away with it. Gaetz did not face sex trafficking charges when he was involved in sexual activities with a 17 year-old. He did not lose his congressional seat when he admitted to soliciting sex with several women recruited online.

Agent Orange has an affair with a porn star, denies it, calls her horse face and she is vilified as well as subjected to death threats.

Like father like son, Donny Junior had affairs while married and is now engaged to a twice married woman who changes political parties depending on the status of the family. So far no word on Eric, but that’s a Dumb and Dumber conundrum.,

I attempted to draw the infamous Waldo beanie on Gaetz, but my editing skills are not as successful as trump’s ability to raise campaign funds under false pretenses.

Photos: Cleve Mash, The Guardian