I literally have a migraine from shopping online.

So much to read and investigate.

Some of the comments are more lurid and ridiculous than what you would hear at a Dave Chappelle show.

“Do not buy this bed!! I had a threesome and the slats broke…not made well!”

“I was itching for weeks and realized there were bed bugs in my new Wayfair headboard.”

“I had sex on my new Amazon 1800 thread count sheets and the  stains didn’t wash out. I’m returning the set!”

“This living room chair is not the correct angle for oral sex.”

Sorry for so much explicit info, but these are legitimate reviews.

I was looking for comfort and durability back up and this is what I unearthed.

Redressing the bastard Florida child is costing me a fortune and I have sought out every headboard, dining table and couch from Anthropologie to Z Gallerie with stops along the way at Amazon, Wayfair, Macy’s Rooms To Go, CB2, IKEA, Room and Board, Bloomingdales, City Furniture, Piglet, Brooklinen, Pottery Barn, Interior Define, Rove and Living Spaces.

Let’s see how my Ron DeSantis palatial retreat looks after renovations.

Stay tuned and be gentle with the furniture.