Open wide.

I now fully comprehend when they say put your money where your mouth is.

Time for another implant.

No, two and I just had three done.

And, let’s not forget the $3,000 crowning porcelain jewel.

At this point I could use my mouth as collateral and buy a house in the Hamptons.

Silly me, I thought the only implants I would ever consider were for my bustline.