The Rat Pack Is Back…

Swagger, swashbuckler, humor and a bad ass attitude.

All the qualities reflective of the original Rat Pack anchored by Frank Sinatra and now indicative of the new NYC Director of Rodent Mitigation.

The Rat Pack is now led by Kathleen Corradi who has been officially hired to helm the $155,000 a year position.

Allegedly, there are 2 million rats roaming the pizza strewn streets of the city that never sleeps.

Mayor Adams previously sent deputy mayors across the globe to Israel, Greece and Buenos Aires, in order to learn how other cities manage to deter giant mountains of trash from accumulating on city sidewalks.

I smell a rat…sounds like a holiday disguised as a business trip.

Try Zoom next time and send the NYPD officers on a trip down under to capture vicious human rats who roam the subway system.

Rats are a symptom of systemic issues, including health, housing and economic injustice. Why not hire a Rat Mitigator to oversee the rabid rampant rat infestation in Congress and local state governments.

Hopefully, we will soon be singing the praises of the new Rat Pack Czar and also looking forward to no more trash talking in NYC.


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