The Eyes Have It…

I had my annual eye exam yesterday.

Not to brag, but I was told that I have the eyes of a 35 year-old.

I am so grateful. I have a fear of losing my eyesight and not being able to see this beautiful world or the eyes of my enemies.

Unfortunately, the state of my eyes does not translate to the below the eyes region.

I just ordered 10 swimsuits from Amazon and awful does not cover things.

Other than a pre-teen and Kelly Ripa whose boobs can fit into the minuscule built in cups and yet the butt area is more than ample and must have been designed for the surgically enhanced Kardashian clan.

And let us not overlook the stomach region. The ruching, in reality, does not hide a multitude of sins.

Right now the state of the world is not a good fit…just like the Amazon swimsuits. Too much, too little and a disappointing outcome.

What is a great fit is Ketanji Brown Jackson as a member of The Supremes.

A dedication from Justice Jackson to the Pathetic, Sexist, Racist Republicans…

I’m Gonna Make You Love Me
Every night and every day
I’m gonna get you, I’m gonna get you
Look out ’cause I’m gonna get you
Oh, yes I will, yes I will.

Enjoy the weekend.


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