He leaves his young son behind, alone on an airplane ramp to go play with a dictator.

Why can’t he just abandon America instead of burning it down?

Elon Musk is a deplorable.

Can you imagine a woman who gave birth to six illegitimate children, strolling into the Oval Office with a child on her shoulders, a backward baseball cap camouflaging dirty hair, jeans and a t-shirt…oh, and the kid is picking his nose and leaving the boogers on the Resolute Desk?

BTW, the Orange germaphobe recently announced  that he has sent the desk to be lightly refinished and brought another desk in for the time being.

Elon Musk is a walking contradiction.

One moment, he’s railing against big government and promising to liberate the world from bureaucratic inefficiency. The next, he’s cashing in on billions in government subsidies, securing lucrative contracts and playing kingmaker in industries propped up by taxpayer dollars.

His latest obscene act after putting the hideous Cyber Truck on the wild streets of America is DOGE, the Department of Government Efficiency.

If you haven’t been paying attention, DOGE is just another one of Musk’s absurd Twitter brain farts dressed up as disruptive genius.

Elon Musk, the same man who turned Twitter into an unregulated dumpster fire, is now talking about streamlining government inefficiency.

The irony is too rich. Under his reign, Twitter (or X, as he insists on calling it) has become a case study in how gutting systems without a plan leads to absolute chaos. Advertisers fled and misinformation flourished.

Yet, Musk wants us to believe that he can fix government inefficiency. If DOGE is anything like his Twitter takeover, expect huge, random layoffs which is already happening without a strategy and services have been crippled by his whims.

Musk loves to posture as an anti-government, free-market champion, but his empire is built on taxpayer money. SpaceX? Thrives on NASA contracts. Tesla? Government subsidies kept it afloat. His so-called “anti-woke” crusade? Mostly performative theater for an audience that ignores the fact that he’s been one of the biggest beneficiaries of public funding in modern history.

If Musk were truly interested in government efficiency, he’d start by acknowledging how much public money he’s taken to build his wealth. 

Musk fancies himself a disruptor. Not true. He breaks things and leaves others to clean up his mess just like his four-year old White House Ambassador. .

He thrives in spectacle, not solutions.

Musks’ arrogance and overconfidence can wreck a system faster than any bloated bureaucracy ever could.

Get a Clorox Wipe, clean up the boogers, grab your chainsaw and get the hell of out here.

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