Ripping Ripa…

It’s almost the weekend so I’m going to pull a Trump and sneak a controversial thought in on a Friday.

I am not a Kelly Ripa fan.

In my opinion she’s a fraud and a fawner.

I was always Team Regis.

I’ll admit to intermittently switching to the long established show’s host chat when I cannot take anymore depressing news on MSNBC.

In reality, by the time 9am rolls around I have already consumed a 3 hour steady diet of Morning Joe.

Kelly constantly talks about eating too much and having to avoid carbs.

She weights nothing.

I see her on the street and she is a tiny woman with zero body fat.

She talks about money and how expensive things are.

She earns over $20 million per year.

I worked with the show a lot when it was, “Live with Regis and Kathie Lee.”

KLG was crucified in the press for mentioning her children or just about anything.

Kelly brings up her kids every time I tune in.

For some odd reason it feels good to get that off my chest.

Is that Unamerican?

And while I am throwing celebrities under the bus, Ryan Seacrest, Ripa’s new cohost, is really hung up on his alleged vertically challenged body.

Stop sharing.

You are making over $65 million a year…just stand on a pile of your own money.

That should elevate your feelings.

No, Megyn Kelly is not a viable alternative.

As of today, I’m giving up carbs and Kelly.

I’ll just walk the dogs or go spinning.

Have a great weekend.

*Photo: E Online


One Comment

  1. I agree. I’ll stick with MSNBC.

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