What a Quack…

Duck Dynasty's , Congressman Vance McAllister
Duck Dynasty’s Willie Robertson , Congressman Vance McAllister, Korie Robertson

If the Devil had Menopause he would probably be a politician.

I am at the point where I am beyond fed up with politics and all the hypocrisy. Politicans are devilishly hot headed, self-serving Entitlementors who rarely take constituents opinions into consideration. Many only think about themselves. They are above the law and those that disagree with their viewpoints can burn in hell.

Women suffering from menopause can get hot under the collar, but they are the only ones to feel the heat. Yes we can have mood swings, but we never make big decisions when the pendulum is swinging. We take a deep, sweaty breath and settle down…not the case with men.


Apparently another faith based Republican congressman has been caught on tape doing ungodly things. Just four months on the job, U.S. Rep. Vance McAllister, has landed himself in hot water after a video surfaced Monday purportedly showing Louisiana’s newest congressman  with his tongue improperly planted in married staffer, Melissa Peacock’s, mouth.

McAllister and Staffer
McAllister and Staffer Melissa Anne Hixon Peacock Sucking Face

On Monday afternoon, the freshman congressman issued a statement asking for forgiveness.

“There’s no doubt I’ve fallen short and I’m asking for forgiveness. I’m asking for forgiveness from God, my wife, my kids, my staff, and my constituents who elected me to serve.Trust is something I know has to be earned whether you’re a husband, a father, or a congressman. I promise to do everything I can to earn back the trust of everyone I’ve disappointed.”

“From day one, I’ve always tried to be an honest man. I ran for Congress to make a difference and not to just be another politician. I don’t want to make a political statement on this. I would just simply like to say that I’m very sorry for what I’ve done.”

He does not want to make a political statement about his transgression…because he is dead wrong and a hypocrite. All these God fearing Republicans who get caught with their pitchforks in the wrong place. He also supports strong gun rights and faults federal spending.

Speaker John Boehner and Vance McAllister
Speaker John Boehner, Kelly Duncan McAllister, Vance McAllister

McAllister ran on a strong family values platform in the November special election that won him the seat of outgoing U.S. Rep. Rodney Alexander. His victory over State Senator Neil Riser, was a surprise as the latter was endorsed by many in the national and state Republican parties.

Since his inauguration, McAllister has made some devilishly inappropriate moves. He has attracted media attention for his close relationship with the Robertson family of Duck Dynasty fame and for telling the Shreveport Times he thought his new Washington gig “sucks.”

His job sucks so he sucks face instead. What a guy. McAllister and the other political hypocrites are the ones who are anti-abortion, women haters. They want to keep women down, especially when they are on their backs.

Now that McAllister has been exposed, the staffer he was lip locking has “voluntarily resigned”…translation, Peacock was fired.

Her husband has left her, blaming McAllister for being a phony. “I know his beliefs. When he ran one of his commercials, he said ‘I need your prayers,’ and I asked, ‘When did you get religious?’ He said, ‘When I needed votes,’” Peacock recalled. “McAllister broke out the religious card and he’s about the most non-religious person I know.”

When is God and politics ever going to be separated and when are conveniently God fearing men going to stop walking in the outrageous, righteous shadow of religion and stop being hypocrites.

What a quack.

Watch Realty TV:

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *