Forgive me if I have already discussed table manners.

Forget face masks.

I need to wear an eye mask in restaurants.

Yesterday, a woman probably 80+ with perfectly coiffed hair, a large diamond ring and a designer top sat across from me at an outdoor restaurant.

She ordered a hamburger without the bun and fruit salad.

I admired her self control for what is a burger without a bun and fries…that’s true sacrifice.

When her lunch arrived, she proceeded to spear the entire patty with her fork and eat the burger as if she was nibbling on an ice cream cone.

If she could lift her hand with at least a 5 carat ring on her finger than she was capable of cutting up her meat.

Her mouth also did not close during the chewing process.

Now nauseated, I glanced around and witnessed additional gaping mastication, fork holding analogous to prison manners, heads lowered in prayer in order to capture the food on the plate.

What is happening?!

I quickly requested a to go container and ate in my car.

Good golly?