Ever feel as if you just do not know where you belong?

Our home in Florida is in a gated community.

It’s a stunning place. The landscaping is always lush and immaculate, the trees and plantings flourishing and nurtured.

There is a country club on premises with several restaurants, tennis and pickle ball courts, three championship golf courses, beautiful pools, full time security.

No one ever looks happy.

Can you imagine living in a tropical area that has great weather a majority of the year, everything you need is within walking distance and no one ever appears delighted with life.

This is paradise and most residents look as if they entered through the gates of hell.

What really gets me is this place is starting to remind me of the Republican Congress and Agent Orange.

Everything is decided by overweight, middle-aged white guys who do not appear to respect anyone, including women.

Yesterday I went to the gym and passed the men’s card room.

I never knew they had snacks. I was informed that they had gourmet jelly beans. I was after a handful of  pleasing mixed flavors.

An attendant asked me what I needed and I told him.

Women are not allowed in a man’s sight line (direct quote) after 11am in their card room. If I need water, coffee or a jelly bean I must look elsewhere.

Are you kidding me. It’s not as if I was going into that man cave for an abortion. I wanted maybe 10 jellybeans.

Last night I was sitting at the bar by the pool and ordered a martini. Without boring you the bartender was a shit. I asked for extra olives and he gave me one stinkin’ olive. The moronic short twat asked if I wanted vodka in my vodka. Silly me, I chuckled at his faux pas. The vertically challenged creature was not happy with me. Moments later my husband joined me and he was all over him, refilling his drink. He was gifted 10 olives and probably anything else he could possibly desire.

America sucks right now. If we don’t elect a female president soon I am going to perform a scrotumectomy on every paunchy older white guy that passes MY line of vision.

I am so sick of sexist, socially ignorant, jumbo bellied and overwrought older men who are in charge at this club as well as in our screwed up country where most of these idiots don’t even comprehend the true meaning of democracy (another autocracy!).

You can add some bitchy, miserable women dressed in out of style capris (only Rafa Nadal should wear capris) to that list.

Enjoy your weekend?