A study from researchers at Ohio State University found the pain-killing substance acetaminophen, found in Tylenol, dulled subjects’ emotional responses and ability to feel positive emotions.
I need to start ingesting large doses of Tylenol to temper my emotional responses to all the assholes who invade my personal space on a daily basis.
Donald Trump is the presumptive Republican Presidential candidate. Who knew. He will continue to run as an “outsider” and will not temper himself.
It will be a fiery and unconventional campaign, appealing to the uneducated, lowest common denominator American voter. Dan Quayle just threw his support behind Trump.
Have mercy.
Nationals pitcher Max Scherzer struck out 20 batters Wednesday night. The ballpark strikeout recorders ran out of hanging “K’s” and had to call in reinforcements.
Sharon Osbourne finally dumped Ozzy Osbourne after years of alcohol and drug abuse and infidelity. She found out about his alleged affair by checking his emails.
Never peruse your partners emails unless you are prepared to be surprised…risky, but revealing business.
The Chicago Cubs, perennial losers, have a blistering hot start to the season. The team has a 25-8 record, the best in the majors.
A shoutout to all the long time suffering Cubbie fans.
An all-night Senate debate in Brazil ended with a decisive result…the country’s first female president must step aside while an impeachment trial against her gets underway.
Disappointing for women everywhere.
Dilma darling, take a moment during the break to wax your mustache.
I recently read that Viagra, when dissolved in water, can make cut-flowers stay erect for up to a week longer than they usually would.
I tried it…I did not swallow, but my flowers are still thriving.
Redefining what’s healthy…salmon, almonds and avocados are considered No No’s by the FDA. Seriously?
Conversely, sugary cereals are on the FDA healthy list because they are deemed natural if fortified with vitamins and minerals.
The FDA has gone 20 years without updating the list. It’s comparable to still sporting a Nero jacket and thinking you are trendy.
Yesterday, Apple stock was down, causing the NASDAQ to tumble. Looks Like a harvest of rotten apples as the stock is in free fall this year, dropping more than 14%. Hello? Trouble calling.
The always immature and scandalous Justin Bieber, recorded a song, Never Say Never so the phrase has to be true and meaningful plus his “mama likes everyone.”
Breaking News…I hate to have you start the weekend with such distressing news, but 18 year-old Kylie Jenner and Tyga have split up.
The reality start and 26 year-old rapper’s break up is purportedly bitter.
OMG, could the dissolution be caused by the fact that Tyga’s baby momma, Blac Chyna, is now pregnant and engaged to Kylie’s step-brother, Rob Kardashian?!
This proves, Never Say Never.
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