Happy birthday, dad.

I am asking you in your geographically influential location on your birthday (and monumental Election Day) which is closer to the Election Gods than any voting earthing, to please employ your rhetorical strength and enormous gift of persuasion to influence the All Mighty powers that be regarding today’s general election.

To anyone who has not yet voted, get your butt out of bed and vote for the only sane choice, Kamala Harris, a smart, strong, genuine, kind, organized, insightful, dignified, optimistic, caring woman who will prove to be a uniting, capable, compassionate president.

I am not shocked to learn that 69% of Americans are, to date, under significant distress and suffering from anxiety, frustration, as well as acid reflux from this presidential election.

The best medicine to quell anxiety, verbal diarrhea and gastrointestinal issues is to ingest a heavy dose of Kamala and vote!

Keep the Faithala.