Spent all day moving and cleaning.

If I had to live in the suburbs I would wither and die.

Boring, boring, boring.

Trader Joe’s is easier to shop at so that earns bonus points.

Diners are still a viable commodity…still the only place to find a fresh, delicious Gorgonzola salad.

Traffic flow or lack there of appears to be influenced by suburbanites high on weed or rampant old age.

Have you ever seen a minivan driver exude good driving skills?

My mom’s neighbor has a sign in his driveway that depicts crossed guns and recommends not stepping on his property if you want to live to see tomorrow, neighborly, right?!

My scent this week exudes intoxicating notes of Windex, Lysol and Scrubbing Bubbles.

I’m tired and achy…its 9pm, heading back to the city with cleaning supplies, groceries and dazed and confused doggies.

We all need a drink.