Houston’s Lands With A Thud…Restaurant Review


Houston, we have a problem

I finally tried the upscale American fare restaurant Houston’s after people whose opinion I trust repeatedly recommended it.

Send everything back…the food sucks.

All I can say is just about anything out of the state of Texas wallows in mediocrity and hypocrisy.

I walked into the Houston’s in Boca Raton, Florida and felt as if I the Brady Bunch invited me over for dinner as the decor matched their California split level.

Started with a martini…worst ever. I would compare it to drinking windshield wiper fluid ($18).

We followed the drinks with the infamous Grilled Artichoke. For $21 I could have bought a bucketful at Publix and grilled them with a more deft touch at home ($21).

The Spicy Caesar salad was rancid…inedible and it’s a special secret dressing…keep your secret ($15). It was so unappealing I did not take a photo.

The Ribs were okay compared to the rest of the meal ($41).

The Ahi Tuna Steak was as bland as the atmosphere and for the price it would be nice if it did not taste like My Little Kitchen’s plastic entrees ($35).

The server was jolly and I assume AI assembled as her reaction to our comments only incited a huge smile and a vigorous shaking of her Pippi Longstocking braids, soliciting a “that’s great!” reaction.

Never will I ever break moldy bread at a Houston’s again.

For $176.00 I could have bought a new outfit at the equally overpriced Lululemon yet I would have looked a lot more appealing in the outfit then the lousy meal I recently unhappily partially consumed.

Houston’s amounts to an assembly line of uninspired food.

Houston’s are everywhere  Do not bother and yet the group also owns Honor Bar and Palm Beach Grill which are both noteworthy.

 

 


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