Fake Pearls Of Wisdom…

 

Giving thanks on Friday.

No religious overtones…just thankful for a few things as I prepare for bed.

I will, hopefully, never have to see or hear from Sarah Sanders again.

Ms. Madison Avenue

More importantly, yesterday, Madison, our beloved pup, was freed from her bondage.

Her cast came off and she is ready to rumble.

Our daughter has officially recovered from her surgery.

I did a wash and no one was in the laundry room.

The exit from the NY Philharmonic performance in Central Park was  hassle free and I was home in 15.

I washed my hair and the keratin is fabulous. I blew dried my hair straight in 10 minutes and it looks good…miracles do happen.

Scored two Broadway orchestra seats for $40 a piece.

I would be remiss in not restating that Sarah Huckabee Sanders is leaving the White House.

Bye, Felicia. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

I hear she’s going to be selling FAKE pearls on  QVC…very fitting.

That’s it….Happy Father’s Day to all the groovy dads, especially Courtny’s?


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2 Comments

  1. Amen!

  2. Beth Martin says:

    Yay on all counts. Bye, bye liar Sarah. I hope there’s more payback. Things are looking up on all your personal fronts. Enjoy the gorgeous day.

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