Swab the decks.

Agent Orange rolled into Maine the other day and the Maskless Moron spread chaos, contaminating a swab factory with his virulent persona.

Medical swabs which are imperative for Corona testing have been as difficult to procure as toilet paper, Clorox wipes and Covid-19 tests.

National shortages of swabs was part of what severely hampered early coronavirus testing efforts.

Leave it to Beaver Chaser to spoil the goods.

From all reports during his tour of Puritan Medical Products in Guilford, Maine, all the king’s horse and all the king’s men couldn’t make Trumpty cover his face again.

All the swabs he came in contact with were thrown out.

Great job, Trumpty.

The Made in America swabs were rendered useless, just like you.

Sure wish we could toss you out with the contaminated rubbish.

*RodneyPike, Deviant Art