A quick Friday rant.

I walk miles in Central Park every day.

I find it to be a sacred oasis in the middle of a big, noisy, somewhat violent city…sidebar, what the hell is the new mayor doing about crime and homelessness?

Anyway, yesterday was a gorgeous day.

Why do people smoke in a NO SMOKING green area surrounded by trees and grass and nature?

There are signs all over stating not to ride bikes on the sidewalks and byways, to stay only on the road.

Are you that stupid not to wonder why no one else is riding amongst dozens of pedestrians and when told the most original retort is, “F..k you!”

Why do I bother.

The frustration just pours out of my mouth. I do address these idiots as sir and miss and am ridiculously polite to morons that I just want to crush, but don’t.

And do not forget “leaving” soda cans, coffee containers, food wrapping, cigarettes, dog poop  on the grass and sidewalks.

I am so sick and tired of disrespectful ignoramuses.

This is merely my, You Can’t Fix Stupid, shortlist.

Have a groovy weekend✌?