Asking for a friend.

Do New York, New Jersey and let’s throw Pennsylvania into the mix, offer elective speech classes where you learn how to verbalize and project at frightening levels, where your voice pattern is strident and you have a peculiar twang to your dialect!?!

Working out in the gym lately, foolishly attempting to read at the beach and dining in southern Florida have prompted me to wear a noise reduction headset as frequently as my mask.

I seriously want to scream, but no one will hear me.
Refinement and decorum, peeps…please.

Enjoy the weekend.