I am ready to set off some emotional fireworks.

I am thinking about the 13 million Medicaid subscribers who are going to lose their coverage. Do they read or only obtain information from Fox and Breitbart News? How can they support their representatives who vote to terminate their coverage while, conversely, providing tax breaks for the rich.

I guess you can’t fix stupid.

Long story. I had to call Amazon Customer Service yesterday. The agent had to wait for a managerial reply. To pass the time I facetiously asked if this particular 7 year Amazon employee had gone to the Bezos wedding in Venice. She laughed and then proceeded to tell me that this past Sunday, Customer Service was inundated with calls from irate customers who were upset that they had not been invited to the wedding. Allegedly, they were seriously pissed off, stating that they were very good customers and that a public company should have invited their devoted followers. This is very real. WTF!!

I hated suburban living. Once I graduated from high school I swore to never return. Well, now I am back, but only on a part time basis.

I have to admit to loving the space and the ease of non- city living, briefly escaping the summer heat and an alternative to the high-density environment of a city.

I have a pool which means I never have to leave home. When I do briefly venture into the real world, people are very nice and they wave and say hello and let you in when turning into traffic. Crazy…I am eating my words. I still theoretically disapprove of the concept, but kinda love it since my interaction is minimized. There is a Diary Queen close by which is comforting. I barely wear any make up and find myself constantly cooking. Who knew!

I have deer and bunnies and wild turkeys and cardinals and blue birds in my back yard…even found a turtle the other day taking a slow roll in the front yard.

Just wanted to note the messiest breakup of the summer which puts Love Island splits to shame. In an escalation of their ongoing feud, Agent Orange’s tiny pie hole spit out that he will consider deporting Elon Musk and may also cut his companies off from federal funds.

I view it as a great time to hide in America.

I will see you all next week  I know it is Independence Day, but it feels suffocating in the good ol’ fascist USA. There is literally nothing to celebrate as this is no longer the home of the free and the brave…Ice, Ice, Baby.

A shout out to Queen E. It is the anniversary of her death. I still miss her like crazy…every single day. She would be hysterical to see me hangin’ in the ‘burbs!😎💜