As the weekend approaches I ponder age and benefiting from experience.

Unfortunately, I have never matured enough to handle my sports team’s loses, but I have matured in other ways.

I have come face to face with the fact that your face is your face.

Do not buy into the advertising lies that this serum or moisturizer will erase fine lines in 2 weeks.

Only erasure wonder cure is a face lift. Start young and never go into the sun.

Damn, that takes the fun out of life. Solution is from birth wear huge hats, sunscreen, bubble wrap. .

Cooking is way more enjoyable and creative when performed at leisure and not on demand…same with sex.

Gummies are a great invention and less side effects and better price point then a martini.

Being popular or liked…screw them all unless you actually enjoy their company. Life is not a popularity contest.

Age has taught me that no one enjoys honesty and only accepts it from loopy seniors and then laughs it off.

As Agent Orange has preached to America, Just Lie, baby.

Time management. I was a last second departure person most of my life. I probably rebelled because my parents were always early. I used to ask them if they arrived at the airport hours before takeoff so that they had time for dinner and dancing.

Fast forward, I err on the side of caution to avoid emotional trauma from traffic, delayed subways and the unforeseen.

Enough!

The takeaway.

Honestly, screw wisdom and experience. I will take young, stupid, innocent, strong, healthy body, unawareness of time passing quickly, pert breasts and a wrinkle free visage any day.

Enjoy the weekend.