Kelly, my favorite all-time babysitter, gifted attorney and fabulous mom, recently posted an article on Facebook entitled, Debt-ridden, tattooed, college-educated women are destined to die.

I just could not resist clicking on the story.

A woman wrote to Christian minister Lori Alexander inquiring: “As an unmarried woman, I am an incomplete person in the eyes of Jesus Christ. I am well into my child-bearing years, and yet marriage remains very much out of my grasp. The fears that I will die alone keep me up at night. What can I do to remedy this?”

Satan’s handmaiden responded:

“Do you know how much more attractive debt-free virgins (without tattoos) are to young men? Unfortunately, there are so few of these types of young women anymore because of the high costs of college (debt) and sexual promiscuity even within those in the church. The husband will need to take years teaching his wife the correct way to act, think, and live since college taught them every possible way that is wrong.

There are many more reasons why Christian young women should carefully consider whether or not they go to college, especially if they want to be wives and mothers someday. Secular universities teach against the God of the Bible and His ways. It’s far from what God calls women to be and do: it teaches them to be independent, loud, and immodest instead of having meek and quiet spirits.”

HOLY SHIT…are you kidding me. No wonder Humpty Trumpty was elected.

This seriously misguided handmaiden, unfortunately in a position of authority, is dishing out prehistoric misguided, twisted advice to young, impressionable women.

And what about men?

What a perverse sexist attitude.

Men can screw around, get tattooed, attend college and they are pure and viable entities, perfect specimens and shining examples of stellar husband and father material.

Truth be told, my dream is to be an uneducated, baby factory incapable of supporting myself while remaining subservient to my esteemed master.

And what happens if my sainted husband picks up and leaves me for a younger virgin or God forbid, a tattooed, educated slut?

Where does that leave me?

Get a grip, Lori…you are one misguided fool who has grossly misinterpreted the gospel truth.